I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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