Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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