i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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