Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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