I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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