that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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