Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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