high people should be assigned attendants
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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