I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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