it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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