I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
worst night to have a conscience
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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