god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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