You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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