Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
