Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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