Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
