She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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