I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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