Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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