My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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