I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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