why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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