He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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