That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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