i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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