am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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