I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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