a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Is this like a preordered booty call?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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