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(514): View more from Quebec

you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.

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(415): View more from California

its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead

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(815): View more from Illinois

Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.

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(517): View more from Michigan

you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds

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(204): View more from Manitoba

The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.

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(330): View more from Ohio

you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation

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