He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
