Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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