5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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