I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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