Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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