what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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