idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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