New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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