you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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