he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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