He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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