well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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