Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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