She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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