how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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