I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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