you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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