i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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