i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I think i got beer on your cat.
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