Jerry, you need to find god
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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