haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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