I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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