you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I can text with my tongue
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Randomize